i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
hell yes lets make some ravioli
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
