But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Green mimosas i think yes
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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