so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
as a side note pls kill me
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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