is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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