I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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