For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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