Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
