i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
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WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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