When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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