we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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