Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Less talking, more tequila
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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