HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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