forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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