Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
