it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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