So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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