I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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