Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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