so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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