I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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