that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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