found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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