I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
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