You work out of a Hotel?
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
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perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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