How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
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I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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