I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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