Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
we made out on top of his cat.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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