Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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