i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
