walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
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