Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
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you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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