that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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