that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
My feet surprised me
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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