I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
