another moral hangover. fuck.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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