The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
