God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
You left your underwear on the fireplace
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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