Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
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