Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
