they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
handjob tips. give me some.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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