Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Four minutes until I can fart!
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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