i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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