i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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