i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
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Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
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I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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