Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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