how hairy? two words: wookie tits
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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