We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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