Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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