Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
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She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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