I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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