one might say we're banned from that church
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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