Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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