the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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