question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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