I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Randomize
