I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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