Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
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im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
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I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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