So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
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and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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